ZThemes

You're lovely. Shh, accept it.

+ I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

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brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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twerktastic:

theabbatar:

get the fuck up u drama queen ur fine

at first I read asian instead of again
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october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
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iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

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Is This a Guy or a Girl's Butt? - Quiz →

crimsonash330:

talented-at-life:

fiercelittleblondie:

teenagepics:

foodluxury:

definitionofdisney:

notorious-posts:

relatableposts:

You might like a girl with a tight little tush or a guy with a firm booty, but do you know the difference between the two? Bet you don’t! Take the quiz!

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I literally couldn’t tell the difference - 3/10 lol

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I got 5/10! Try to beat me :p

It’s scary how much they look alike!

How did I only get 4 right?! Try to beat my score.

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This was so much harder than I thought lol

I got six wrong and four right

I got 6 right. I know my butts 😉

I got 9/10. Dem asses.

8/10

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